“I Don’t Jog. I Sob.” Hoodie
Who needs running shoes when your emotions take you on laps around your brain every night?
The “I Don’t Jog. I Sob.” Hoodie is your official uniform for crying in comfort. Made for the soft souls who feel everything deeply — and look good doing it — this cozy hoodie lets the world know your cardio is internal, chaotic, and beautifully tear-powered.
Whether you're:
Crying in the car on your lunch break
Overthinking in bed with snacks
Or just emotionally jogging through life…
You’re valid. You’re soft. And you deserve to sob in style.
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🔹 Soft fleece interior for emotional comfort
🔹 Minimal design with high-impact truth
🔹 Printed affirmation: “I don’t jog. I sob.”
Wear it. Cry in it. Heal in it.
Just don’t ask it to run.
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: somala
- Email: somala-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
“I Don’t Jog. I Sob.” Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
|